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WALTER GAUDNEK, PhD (NYU)<\/strong><\/span>
\nPainter, Poet, Puppeteer<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/h6>\n
<\/em>Artist\u2019s Statement:<\/strong><\/span><\/h6>\n
The Suitcase Theater is our life today–always going–never arriving–small installations is the new BIG–From the artist point of view life on many levels today appears absurd–political, social, and economic problems alike. It all appears to be a “Theater on every stage of Reality” with a huge need for more imaginative actors in the fight for a better and safe world.<\/span><\/em><\/address>\n
Latest up-to-date Bio for Theater from the Suitcase:<\/strong><\/span><\/h6>\n

Born on a UFO over Siberia on July 1, 1931<\/span>
\nRaised in 21 Kindergarten for aliens in Europe, place unknown
\nForced labor on a cattle farm in Texas
\nAttended and failed high school in a small town in China
\nWorked as an extra at the Russian Ballet Theater in Moscow
\nAttended workshop at the Royal Academy of Music in London
\nEnrolled in the State Academy for Supremacist painters in Monaco
\nReceived Fulbright Scholarship to study Mad US Artists in Los Angeles
\nMoved to New York City in search of a wife
\nHonored to show 885 of his paintings at the MOMA
\nInvited to show his Non-Aryan works at the Goethe House New York
\nRefused by the Guggenheim and Whitney Muse for his Anti American Art
\nInvited Prince of the Media World on NBC Tonight Show
\nDined with Russian Astronaut on Sputniks
\nHalted invasion of Cuba by talking to Khrushchev about religion
\nAccepted a position at the Mosquito Lagoon University Kissimmee-Miami
\nPainted a swastika at the XXth Olympics at Berlin\u2019s City Hall
\nVacationed in a resort town in former Nazi territory of the Swiss Alps
\nAttended shark and alligator rescue operation on a Barrier Island in Japan
\nShuttled between earth, moon and mars in search of academic art works
\nLost his drivers license for speeding to save turtles on the road
\nHonored Distinguished Researcher by the Mosquito Lagoon University
\nTraveled to Brazil to clean-paint walls, ceilings and floors at the MAM
\nLost his teeth by eating Florida oranges
\nAvoided being arrested by explaining the only weapon he carries is his mind
\nReceived Europe’s “Medal for Great Bravery” at a King Ludwig Town<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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